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Loved this third Re-animator, and wish Dr. West would shoot some re-agent into those self-important, whiny geeks(most of whom were likely in diapers when the first film was released) who are dissing it. Capturing the same fiendish spirit on display in Hammer's Frankenstein films(to which this series owes every bit as much as it does to Lovecraft's stories), BEYOND is ghoulish, gory and cartoonish, with a predictably wonderful turn by Combs and some great sequences. Sure, there wasn't much that could be called "original" in it, but the requisite elements were there in abundance, and handled with zest. BEYOND RE-ANIMATOR is a great sequel! Can't wait for more of Herbert West!

Relax, terminal movie-haters. In two weeks, you'll have the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE remake to satisfy your undying need to b*tch about something!

Everything I wanted it to be and much, much more! Excellent story and better-than-one-could-hope-for performances lead to the rarest of cinematic rarities - a climactic fight that really delivers the goods. The effects are fantastic and the kills are truly inventive. No fan of either series should be disappointed, and the movie has more than enough thrills to win some new fans.

Without a doubt, my favorite movie of 2003!!

CREATURES is a blast! It eschews the stop-motion dinosaurs of ONE MILLION YEARS BC and WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH and concentrates on the struggles of primitive men in a bleak, prehistoric world. Despite the smirking ad campaign and much-ballyhooed adult rating, CREATURES spends far less time than its predecessors showcasing the anatomical blessings of its female cast members and places more emphasis on the brutality of early man's daily life. The girls are certainly an eyeful, but they are nowhere near as groomed or glamorous as Raquel Welch or Victoria Vetri.

The film stands out in many ways. There is no opening narration and no dialogue to speak of. Instead of using the gibberish language of the earlier films, the "Creatures" say very little, grunting and gesturing to communicate with one another. The solid performances make this surprisingly effective. The movie also inverts the formula established by its predecessors, moving the requisite cataclysmic volcanic eruption to the beginning and letting the human drama dominate the climax. This unusual structure lends extra weight to the finale.

I went in wondering how grunting cavemen(even the curvy kind like Julie Ege!) could hold my attention for 90 minutes without dinosaurs to fight. To my joy, the film is actually quite entertaining. The birth, life and struggle of two brothers vying for leadership of the tribe has an almost Biblical quality, and director Chaffey gives us plenty of fighting and conflict with nature to keep the film moving. Though much of the story consists of the tribe traveling from one fight to another, I found myself caught up in their journey and never once got bored. I don't know any of Don Chaffey's other work, but ONE MILLION YEARS BC and CREATURES THE WORLD FORGOT have convinced me that the man knows how to tell a story.

Bottom line? It's a caveman movie. If that ain't your bag, you probably won't like it. But if you can watch the other two Hammer prehistoric movies without fast-forwarding to the dinosaur scenes, you'll probably find CREATURES THE WORLD FORGOT a very pleasant surprise!