Blood Trails (2006)
Tedious
6 March 2007
This movie is so bad that it is still screening on my DVD while I type this so don't yet know the ending. Mind you, something tells me I could make a very educated guess.

Another reviewer compared it to a student film and boy is he right; in fact I swear I shot this at Brookland Tech in Weybridge on the film course in 1969.

Surely the censor should have refused it a rating at least to spare us actually spending money to watch it.

Just looked up and it's the old serrated knife against the heroine's milky white thigh - yawn. Can you just kill her pretty please Mr Badman - all she does is cycle furiously, scream and jump into rivers covered in blood; emerges cleansed of the blood and then - oh yes, even the continuity girl lost interest, becomes miraculously blood spattered again.

"This is you, this is who you are" - Oh for heaven's sake who wrote this crap? Avoid it like the plague.
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