2/10
That is no municipal golf course...
12 April 2021
I watched this on my neighbors HBO. I was very young and had never been exposed to ninjas. This was the basis for all my ninja relationships in the future.

At the time I had not idea this was the culmination of a ninja trilogy, nor did I know of the word "culmination".

I have not seen this movie since then, but I don't remember any drug use.

That blow dart show was incredible.

How did the golf course security know there was anything going on so quickly. They victims should have been dead in the sun at least until the next party played through.

The thing that always keeps you grounded as a ninja is having to hold your scabbard as you run.

And again, the ninja would have been long gone by the time the police showed up.

Convenient there are a load of hand hooks on the underbelly of the helicopter.

"Hold on I'll get him"? You need a pilot! Good thing he died.

When I was this young I never thought about flying a chopper behind a hill abs making an explosion to avoid crashing the copter for real.

The jump when being shot is ludicrous.

How many telephone pole operators where women in 1984?

She doesn't "use" soft drinks? Is this the drug use I was warned about? Nowadays that's be product placement.

Who had arcade games in their apartment in the mid 80s?

The woman in the foreground struggling to use the weight machine is hilarious.

Nowadays you'd call this cop a creep.

No one is gonna help her?!

I love the guy she sends stunning uncontrollably across the alley and into a brick wall.

She could get charged with assault! How about the four rapists!

He is Gina get mad! F him.

Is she a vampire freak?

This jerk cop is way too hairy. It's gross.

Two women they were okay with a third is too much?

You looked everywhere? How about her apartment idiot.

How many cops chomp on cigars?

The voice over the phone is creepy.

Are those diamonds she had under her bed?

Shooting into the wild. Nice policing.

If more people opted for cremation there wouldn't be so many tombstones to smash heads into.

Zombie monks from The Old Temple on the Hill! Should like a first edition module.

This cop really hasn't don't anything.

They don't seem alarmed at all.

Boy I was stupid to like this film so long ago.
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