Aside from the low quality video, which could compete with porn from the sixties, and absolutely horrendous audio which couldn't, this movie is lacking a thing two.
For instance, some semblance of decent acting. That's missing.
Writing? Well, it's there. I mean, somebody wrote some words. They were poorly chosen and badly assembled, and every character has the same limited vocabulary, but technically it's writing, and it is unfortunately present.
I won't touch the plot. That would be making the same mistake the producers made.
Any real character development must have been saved for the prequel, so there's that. Rather, there isn't.
That's enough words.
For instance, some semblance of decent acting. That's missing.
Writing? Well, it's there. I mean, somebody wrote some words. They were poorly chosen and badly assembled, and every character has the same limited vocabulary, but technically it's writing, and it is unfortunately present.
I won't touch the plot. That would be making the same mistake the producers made.
Any real character development must have been saved for the prequel, so there's that. Rather, there isn't.
That's enough words.