- Injun Joe: Sorry to interrupt. My name is Joe. What's your name?
- Joe Harper: Joe.
- Injun Joe: That's pretty interesting man. We got the same name, we're in the same car... that's life I guess, three meals a day and funny moments like these.
- Joe Harper: You're... you're Injun Joe.
- Injun Joe: Some people call me that.
- Joe Harper: Why do they call you that if you're not even native american?
- Injun Joe: I guess I just identify with the culture and the aesthetic.
- Joe Harper: Isn't that kind of racist?
- Injun Joe: How is it racist to want to be more like another race?
- Tom Sawyer: I've never been in an orgy.
- Huck Finn: What made you think of that?
- Tom Sawyer: I don't know I think it's just seeing all these people on their backs, so close together.
- Huck Finn: What kind of person likes orgies?
- Tom Sawyer: Pirates, man. Hands down. No pun intended. Those guys man, if they weren't setting shit on fire or robbing banks, they were having an orgy.
- Huck Finn: Is that true?
- Tom Sawyer: Yeah, that's breakfast for a pirate. Those guys wake up, they have coffee, then they have an orgy.
- Huck Finn: See, I don't think I'd like it. Think it'd be too easy to get confused.
- Tom Sawyer: Yeah, but you gotta realize man, all intimacy is like that.