Quotes

The Marvelous M Show

Malcolm: [Watches the "WB Yourself" commercial from Kids WB] "Dear god. I dress just like this kid! And Ace Ventura."

Malcolm: "Hey there lady! Is that a mirror in your pocket? Or can I just see myself in your shorts?"

Chase: I'm a... a bit of an Elf on a Shelf.
Taz: Wow!
Malcolm: Amazing!
Rhino: No wonder your so short.
Chase: HEY!
Malcolm: You know, my grandmother was jewish, and she told me about "The Minsch on the Bench".
Chase: I forbid you to make that joke.

Malcolm: [Excited] Oh look, another letter!
[Opens up a letter from Santa]
Santa Claus: Dear Malcolm. You don't get the one ring of Sauron. You Get NOTHING! All you have done is swear and slap people around. That is by FAR the naughtiest thing I can think of! i hope you've learned your lesson. Santa Claus. Ho ho ho!
Malcolm: WHAT A FAT F***!

Malcolm: [Lifts the TV Remote] Once you are able to snatch this remote from my hand, you will be ready to...
Taz: [Takes the remote while Malcolm is talking]
Malcolm: Not yet.
Taz: Oh, sorry.
[Gives the remote back]

Malcolm: Gak made a comeback, Surge made a comeback, French Toast Crunch made a comeback, Gas is under $2, the Cowboys are in the Play-Offs! Is time going in reverse!
Nickelodeon Announcer: And now, back to Nickelodeon's "Breadwinners"!
Malcolm: Nope, Nickelodeon still sucks. When was it that Nickelodeon just GAVE UP?

Rhino: Until then, Nickelodeon... we will keep making fun of you until you return to your former glory.
Chase: Well... you guys are pitiful.
Malcolm: How?
Chase: You are grown ass men!
Malcolm: Yes. Yes, we are.
Chase: But yet, you're... complaining over a... children's channel?
Rhino: You're defending Nickelodeon?
Chase: Oh god no. I'm just saying that Nickelodeon is trying to entertain the children of today. You know... modern times?
Rhino: [Rhino and Malcolm have an epiphany] So...
Malcolm: We have to move on.
Rhino: We have to grow up.
Malcolm: We have to mature.
Rhino: And let the past go.
Rhino and Malcolm: [They are silent for at least 3 seconds until they look at Chase] F*** THAT SH**!

Malcolm: [Malcolm smacks Taz after reading the temperature]
Taz: Ow! What was that for?
Malcolm: I blame you for this weather?
Taz: Wha... how is this my fault?
Malcolm: I don't know, but if it gets one degree colder, I'm gonna kick your ass!

Quik: And then I said, "No! Don't stick your dick in the toaster! It'll make your toast taste funny!"

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By what name was The Marvelous M Show (2011) officially released in Canada in English?