- Sammy Davis Jr.: I'm honored to have people I respect make fun of me. It's because the day they stop making fun of you is the day they no longer give a damn about you.
- Don Rickles: [when Chamberlain protested something he said] I wasn't talking to the big tree. I was talking to the little sap
- [Davis]
- Foster Brooks: The last time I was standing next to you
- [referring to Dean Martin]
- Foster Brooks: someone stepped on my tongue.
- Altovise Davis: My husband has been responsible for many people having jobs in this city. His tailors. No one else would hire his tailors.
- Foster Brooks: Dean Martin has the warmest heart in show business. But you would too if you drank sterno.