- Adolf Hitler: Do I look like a criminal?
- Kioskbesitzer: You look like Adolf Hitler.
- Adolf Hitler: Exactly.
- Fabian Sawatzki: It's you. You're him.
- Adolf Hitler: I never claimed to be anything else. History repeats itself. I guess it's my fate to have to part with my dearest companions.
- Fabian Sawatzki: That way.
- Fabian Sawatzki: Yes history repeats itself. You're fooling people with your propaganda.
- Adolf Hitler: Oh, Sawatski. In 1933, people were not fooled by propaganda. They elected a leader who openly disclosed his plans in great clarity. The Germans elected me.
- Random Man: You have to learn from the past. Something like that should never be repeated.
- Adolf Hitler: It won't be repeated. This time we're going to do this right.
- Fabian Sawatzki: How did Hitler came up with his moustage?
- Adolf Hitler: In the war I had to trim so it can fit into the gasmask.
- Adolf Hitler: Those parliamentarians all put the whole money in their own pockets. I wonder that millions of people like you here don't stand up with torches und pitchforks in front of those parlamatarian barrel joints: 'What are you doing with our money?'
- [voice over]
- Adolf Hitler: But the German himself is not a revolutioner.
- [to a man]
- Adolf Hitler: Would you follow me too?
- Random Man: It's a bad time now. I have to work.
- Fabian Sawatzki: You're a monster.
- Adolf Hitler: Am I? Then you have to condemn those who elected this monster. Were they all monsters? No. They were ordinary people, who chose to elect an extraordinary man, and entrust the fate of the country to him. What do you want to do, Sawatski? Ban elections?
- Adolf Hitler: [hearing song on car radio] What is this... this noise?
- Kioskbesitzer: That's Hip-Hop.
- Adolf Hitler: [repeating words from song] Nigga, Nigga? What's that about?
- Kioskbesitzer: It's kind of like praise.
- Adolf Hitler: Praise? What nonsense! Nigger is a swear word, for Negro, any child knows that. Do you think I was born yesterday?
- Kioskbesitzer: No. "Nigga' is like friend... brother. Just "Nigga"- friend.
- Adolf Hitler: [in amazement] Friend?... Nigga?
- Adolf Hitler: [Shoves dead dog in Kioskbesitzer's face and uses a funny voice] Hey Nigga!
- Kioskbesitzer: Ah!
- Adolf Hitler: [pretending to be the dog] What's up, Nigga!
- Kioskbesitzer: Get it away! That's so gross!
- Adolf Hitler: What... what's wrong Nigga!
- Kioskbesitzer: Get that away! Ah!
- Adolf Hitler: So you are representing the national thing?
- Ulf Birne: Well, you weren't available for a long time.
- Adolf Hitler: I schedule my time.