- Stephanie McMahon: My plan would have worked too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your-your speedster dog!
- Scooby-Doo: Don't forget Taker.
- The Undertaker: Thank you, Scooby-Doo.
- Velma Dinkley: [after unmasking Triple H] We suspected it had to be a superstar when the demon broke out of the Miz's wrestling hold.
- Daphne Blake: But Triple H wasn't the mastermind behind all this, was he, Stephanie?
- [everyone turns and looks at Stephanie while she glares at Daphne]
- Mr. McMahon: Oh, no.
- Stephanie McMahon: You know what, Dad? I told you to fire them, but you never listen!
- Shaggy Rogers: [after Lana gives them flowers] Like, don't you wanna crush us?
- Lana: In the race, yes. But is important to be good sport after competition.
- The Undertaker: Time for a new plan.
- Shaggy Rogers: Is it, like, go somewhere and hide?
- Scooby-Doo: Yeah, that could work.
- The Undertaker: As my official teammates, it's time for the two of you to get up here and drive this course like you've never driven before.
- Shaggy Rogers: Good, because we haven't!
- The Undertaker: Well, I'll be. You're the two the vanquished the Ghost Bear.
- Scooby-Doo: Undertaker!
- Shaggy Rogers: [Shaking with Scooby] Scared... excited... same time... brain confused!
- The Undertaker: Skinny Man and Dead Meat, right?
- Shaggy Rogers: Like, yeah. But, you can call us Shaggy and Scooby. In fact, you can call us anything you'd like, but please don't put us to a final rest, Mr. Undertaker-Phenom-Dead Man, sir!
- [Shaggy and Scooby shake and whimper more]
- The Undertaker: The bell tolls only for the Demon.
- Shaggy Rogers: [after meeting Goldust and Stardust] Those guys are like a bad toaster; they pop up when you least expect it!
- Daphne Blake: [to Mr. McMahon] The only mystery left is where did you go every time Inferno showed up?
- Mr. McMahon: Well, uh, to tell you the truth, I was practicing. I plan to sing the national anthem at the closing ceremony tonight.
- The Miz: Strangely enough, I've been monster-mauled on a midnight jog before, but this time, I'M doing the mauling!
- Mr. McMahon: [handing his daughter Stephanie to the police] Well I'm afraid this time, you're gonna have to pay for your mistakes, kiddo.
- [as Triple H and Stephanie are placed under arrest, The Miz laughs at them]