Darker Shades of Elise

Extremely low budget film, terrible acting with a ridiculous and extremely uncomfortable and disgusting storyline.

What trash has bleached my eyes? The acting is horrendous. I mean, what a pile of nonsense. People clearly get off making these sorts of films, and just think its a whizzy joke. No doubt that some will be amused, but that is just a faze honey - you'll be bored by this one. The photography, the acting, the dialogue... its all just trashy and lacks in any sense of the word 'art'.

This almost makes the 50 shades movie look good ... almost and that as we all know doesn't count. But back to this, that has a familiar story of a woman having fantasies and a sex drive that her other half apparently can't please. You need two tango and two to cheat on someone.

The games she thinks she is playing - well maybe she should have read the rules. Then again not every affair goes down south like that so fast (no pun intended and the literal going south does take a minute or two as the director states in his commentary). Elise has quite some issues - being convincing and making us really care for her is one of those. And that in the face of what she has to go through ... which is horrible no doubt

While this film may come across as intreeging at first as this eye burner progressed i wanted to be stabbed like rick. Not only was this traumatic it was cheaply made and clearly wasted its low budget on ugly lingerie that burned my eyes and made me want to be celibate. I am dry like sand. While some perves like felix may get off on it i trueley believe whomever wrote this sickening piece cinematic trauma needs Psychiatric help and is ever so clearly been spending too much time on twitter. I trueley believe Bianca is the true villian not just because she is ginger anyway do not waste your time on this piece of filth #livelaughloverick #justiceforrick #hecandonowrong xx <3.

Unappealing cast - not only how they look, but who their characters are, and what they do. Terrible camera work, neutering whatever was meant to be erotic, or at least titillating. Less nudity, story and production value than in any of the late-night soft-core flicks on Cinemax or Showtime. Or one of those pulp "photography" magazines that provided cheap thrills before Hef delivered Playboy unto us.