- Suzette van der Merwe: Whether you like it or not, your daughter decided to marry an Englishman.
- Van: [freaks out] And he doesn't even bother asking me? The father?
- [cries]
- Suzette van der Merwe: There, there, there. Come, come, come. It's going to be okay. They're coming in two weeks.
- Van: [shocked] To the farm?
- Suzette van der Merwe: Yes.
- Van: An Englishman?
- Suzette van der Merwe: Yes.
- Van: To the farm?
- Suzette van der Merwe: Yes.
- Van: When my father finds out, he's going to bury me!
- [as Suzette walks away]
- Van: You're supposed to know the difference between good news and bad news, Suz! This is not good news!
- [sulks]
- Van: This is bad news!
- Suzette van der Merwe: [see Van looking into a mirror drinking a beer] Van. What are you doing?
- Van: Doc said I should watch what I'm drinking.
- Van: [crying] I love you. I don't know if I can live without you.
- Suzette van der Merwe: Van, is that you or the beer talking?
- Van: It's me. Talking to the beer.
- Delandre, wedding planner: I'm Delandre. I'll be the wedding planner.
- Van: I'm Van. I'll be the man unable to pay for it.
- George Stokes: That's all right, mate. I got it covered.
- Van: You trying to make me look stupid in front of Durande?
- Delandre, wedding planner: No, Delandre.
- Van: Denandre.
- Delandre, wedding planner: No, Delandre.
- Van: Durandre.
- Delandre, wedding planner: Delandre.
- Van: Dundre.
- Delandre, wedding planner: Listen.
- Van: Yes?
- Delandre, wedding planner: Del.
- Van: Del.
- Delandre, wedding planner: Andre.
- Van: Andre.
- Delandre, wedding planner: Now say it together.
- Van: Delandre, it's Spanish.
- Delandre, wedding planner: No. Delandre.
- Van: Del, ah.
- Delandre, wedding planner: Delandre.
- Van: Del-a-ay.
- Delandre, wedding planner: No.
- Marike van der Merwe: No, Pa. You're making yourself look stupid all by yourself.
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