- Nice Guy Eddie: Here! Throw in a Quid!
- Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
- Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
- Mr. Pink: No, I don't believe in it.
- Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
- Mr. Blue: You know what these Birds make? They make fuck all?
- Mr. Pink: Don't geeze your pish. If she doesn't make enough she can quit.
- Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking sheep shagger who'd have the balls to say some like that. So let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
- Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone really deserves it. If they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something extra. But this tipping automatically, that's for bawbags! As far as I'm concerned, she's just doing her job.
- Mr. Blue: Hey, this lassie was nice!
- Mr. Pink: She was all right. She wasn't anything special.
- Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you out the back and suck your dick?
- Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.