- Larry Koopa: Heya! I'm Larry, and I'm here to root for King Bowser. I actually wanted to just hang with friends, but he's the king, ya know? What's a Koopaling gonna do? Still, I can't complain - I've been having a blast here in Rio. Wish I'd had a chance to fix this crazy hair of mine before going out though...
- Wendy O. Koopa: Heehee. Yeah, I won a medal. And? Like, I don't see why everyone's so excited. What else did they expect? Guess I'm just a big deal around here. Oh well. I'll just have to win another medal or two, and REALLY give them something to be excited about!