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Early Man (2018)

Quotes

Early Man

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  • Lord Nooth: Take 'im away and kill 'im... do it slowly
  • [Guards start walking away with Dug really slowly]
  • Lord Nooth: No! I meant take 'im away at normal speed and kill 'im slowly!
  • Villager: Sliced bread? That's the best thing since... well, ever!
  • Stefano: Sire, are you all right?
  • Lord Nooth: [in a mincing humiliated tone] Of course I'm not all right, you idiot! I've just been massaged by a pig!
  • Chief Bobnar: I can't play. I'm an old man. I'm almost 32.
  • Dino: Fowl!
  • Lord Nooth: Foul? There's no foul, you silly slap-head, the game's not even started.
  • Dino: [Referring to the inbound giant duck] No, Fowl!
  • Brian: Early man united. Another joke for you there.
  • Bryan: [Winces at foul] That's not cricket, Brian! Whatever cricket is.
  • Lord Nooth: The age of stone is over. Long live the age of bronze.
  • Treebor: Oh mum!
  • Lord Nooth: Dino, do you have your rule book?
  • Dino: Of course.
  • Lord Nooth: Good, 'cause i'm going to throw it at you.
  • [Knocks out Dino with book]
  • Brian: It looks like a giant fowl's wandered onto the pitch.
  • Bryan: He thinks it's all over...
  • Brian: It is now.
  • Goona: Where have you been, the Stone Age?
  • Bryan: That's a slice of fried bronze.
  • Treebor: [Handed a spear] Ooh, it's pointy!
  • Gravelle: [with her arm raised] Chief?
  • Chief Bobnar: Yes, Gravelle?
  • Gravelle: When I put my arm up, it hurts.
  • Chief Bobnar: Well, don't do it, then.
  • Lord Nooth: It turns out your tribe were totally crap at football.
  • Lord Nooth: [not realizing that Hognob is the one massaging him] Stefano! Not so 'am-fisted!
  • Lord Nooth: Beating him with sausages? Shame on you! That's a definite penalty!
  • Dug: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Spam.
  • Dug: You better go easy on the potato juice before you get... chip-faced.
  • Dug: Oh Hognob
  • Dug: Hognob!
  • [first lines]
  • Dug: Nearly there, Hognob. Nearly there, just a bit further. Try a little bit harder. We can do it.
  • [last lines]
  • Dug: We're going home.
  • Dug: Hognob?
  • Dug: Holy chips!

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