- Ben: [in believing Catherine and Samsonov are having an affair] I just had to say... a lot of these ex-athletes, acute cases of gonorrhea, you know.
- Mrs. Tridek: If you can't get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
- Catherine: Simon and Garfunkel?
- Mrs. Tridek: No, George Bernard Shaw. Enjoy the show!
- [first lines]
- Maurice: [flicking Luke in the nipple area as the entire family is standing outside the house in the snow] Nice titties.