- Blake: I've been kind of nervous about this whole stand up comedy thing.
- Therapist: Like how nervous?
- Blake: Like, I've been thinking about killing myself nervous.
- Therapist: That seems like a bit of a dramatic response. In my experience, I've found that people don't like someone who is suicidal. And frankly, that's just another reason to kill yourself.
- Faux Journalist: If you could have done anything differently in life, what would it be?
- Blake: Invent Facebook and then become Batman.
- Faux Journalist: What do you really want to be?
- Blake: Rich... and Batman