Bikini Mayhem

No matter how low you set your expectations, this will still be worse than that. I wasn't expecting Citizen Kane - this looked like something mindless yet fun, something to pass the time. It was certainly mindless, but that's all. There is absolutely nothing positive to say about the film.

Avoid.

Not even the bare skin, and kinda bare chesticles can rescue this strange creation.

Just like there's supposed to be a lowest level in hell, this would qualify for the lowest level of awful.The acting was terrible, I could have shot better quality film on my iPhone, and the music was simply dreadful. I'm not going to bother with the plot, the so-called college students who wanted to be models looked like 40 year old housewives that left you begging for them to put their clothes back on. Often times a movie is so bad that someone will advise you to not waste time watching it, well I'm advising the opposite. This is so bad that much like a train wreck, I would like others to watch this in its entirety and suffer like I did...

A bunch of skanky dough-bodied lop-sided boob-jobbed, desperate, females lounge around posing in various stages of unattractive undress in this near zero plot movie shot in a voyeuristic sort of way.

If that's your deal maybe you'll like this movie, but there's better titillation on the internet. There's an even less attractive girl in a purple nighty who keeps getting the attention of the other girls, but doesnt want it.

She goes home to her dim apartment longing for a job as a model. But don't you need looks? She doesnt have any. Plus she can't even act and she doesn't shave her arms! They look like big foot's arms!

This movie is absolutely horrible and stupid. The only saving grace is that more than half the movie has no dialog.

Don't bother.

I am in complete disbelief. For a low-budget film, it surprised me with its quality. It takes a real passion to release something this artistic to the public. There is definitely room for improvement, particularly with the plotline and editing. I'll keep an eye on this director and I suggest you do the same.