- Pigling Bland: Diet starts now...
- [he grabs and eats a fruit]
- Pigling Bland: Now...
- [he grabs and eats another one]
- Pigling Bland: Now!
- Peter Rabbit: He's in a better place now.
- [watches the ambulance drive away]
- Peter Rabbit: The ice cream truck, with the flashing lights.
- The Narrator: Laser-focused with a half thought-out plan, this is what a hero looks like. Or a lunatic. The line between the two is very blurry.
- Bea: What do you miss most about the store? And don't say having everything in its proper place. I get it. You have control issues.
- Thomas McGregor: I miss being helpful. A parent or grandparent comes into this shop looking for a gift for the child they love. I ask a few simple questions and know exactly what they need. I love helping people get what they want.
- [pause]
- Thomas McGregor: Especially when they don't even know that they want it. Those are the best.
- Benjamin Bunny: I'm still so out of shape.
- Peter Rabbit: How's it working with the putting the dressing on the side?
- Benjamin Bunny: Good. But, I don't understand why it's healthier to drink it all at once.
- The Narrator: Thats not the story we're telling. No. We 're here for Peter Rabbit. The hero of our tale. A young rabbit in a blue coat and no pants.
- Thomas McGregor: You're promoting a flagrantly unqualified half-wit to a position of immense importance, based purely on nepotism.
- General Manager: This is Great Britain. It's practically written in our charter.
- Peter Rabbit: [Perched on the rear coupler of a departing train] Benjamin? You're coming with me?
- Benjamin Bunny: [Running after the train] Yes - it's my character flaw!
- Thomas McGregor: I'm allergic to blackberries.
- Peter Rabbit: [looking down from glass roof of conservatory] *Allergic* to *blackberries*? Is that even a thing? Is that where we've gone to? I mean, suddenly *everyone* is allergic to *everything*!
- Peter Rabbit: [yelling at Thomas] Stop using it as a crutch!
- Benjamin Bunny: You know, some people do have legitimate medical conditions.
- Peter Rabbit: Of course, of course, it's a real struggle, my heart goes out to them, it's very tough, very sad, I don't want to get any letters
- Peter Rabbit: [looks at camera] But THIS guy, come on!
- Pigling Bland: I'm still so out of shape.
- Benjamin Bunny: How's it working with the putting the dressing on the side?
- Pigling Bland: Good. But, I don't understand why it's healthier to drink it all at once.