Break-Up Nightmare (2016)

Celesta DeAstis: Rachel Light

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• Rachel Light : [Observing an offensive photo sent to her on her phone]  Ooh! It looks like a TURTLE!

  Barbara Light : Ugh... oh good god, it's a dick pic.

• Rachel Light : ["2 weeks later" appears on the screen as a neighbor drives up to the house and fades as the car stops. He gets out of the car and hears the couple spending time together. The scene cuts to Barbara working on paperwork after the dialogue and neighbor bringing groceries into the house]  Troy! Troy! What are you doing? Stop! Stop!

  Troy : What? You know I'm ticklish.

  [giggling and chatter can be heard] 

  Troy : Fine. I gotta take a leak, anyway.

  Troy : [Troy emerges from the bathroom]  What 'chu doin'?

  Rachel Light : What is this text?

  Troy : [scoffs, shakes head]  God, you have no chill. What happened to trusting me? And how am I supposed to trust you?

  [cocks head] 

  Rachel Light : Okay.

  [reading phone] 

  Rachel Light : Had so much fun with you. Can't wait until the next time I feel your rock hard- I - I - I can't even read the rest of this. What are you doing, Troy? Why did you do this to us?

  Troy : We're not really exclusive, right? Come here.

  [goes to kiss her neck] 

  Rachel Light : Are you serious? Okay, who else?

  Troy : Rachel.

  [holds out hands] 

  Troy : Can I please have my phone back. Rachel! Rachel, give me my phone back! Rachel!

  [she has flounced into the bathroom and closed the door] 

  Troy : Rachel! Rachel! Give me my phone back.

  [she is scrolling through the phone and sees the pictures of her in her bra as he knocks] 

  Troy : Rachel! Rachel! Can I have my phone back, please!

  [Barbara is seen hearing the commotion and dismisses it as a fight] 

  Troy : Look, I'm trash. I know! Would you please come out of the bathroom and talk, baby?

  [Rachel comes out] 

  Rachel Light : You said you erased them.

  [shows him the phone with the pictures] 

  Troy : Yeah, I was going to take them to college with me, remember? As a reminder of my girl?

  Rachel Light : [walks past him]  No, but I changed my mind and you said you erased them. What else are you lying to me about?

  [Barbara gets up and quickly walks up the stairs] 

  Troy : Look, if you want them gone, they're gone.

  [erases the photos and shows her the phone] 

  Troy : Boom.

  Rachel Light : Good. Now I want you gone, too.

  Troy : Baby.

  [Rachel is serious and shakes her head] 

  Troy : Come on.

  Barbara Light : [comes in the doorway]  Are you okay?

  Troy : Look, I love you. That's the truth.

  Rachel Light : [shakes head]  No, you don't, Troy. You just want to check me off your list.

  Troy : I...

  Rachel Light : And you did. So, get out.

  Troy : What? Well, we never...

  Barbara Light : Okay, you know what? I want you the hell out of my house.

  [drags him] 

  Troy : Hey! Get off of me! Hey!

  [Troy shouts more and she pushes him out and he loses his balance outside when she pushes him out the front door; Rachel stands behind and diagonally to the right of her mother] 

  Troy : Oh! Big mistake, bitch!

  Barbara Light : Don't take another step or I will call the cops, okay. Don't push me.

  Troy : [backs away and points to her]  You're going to regret this, Rachel. You got too fat, anyway.