- Abdullah: [searching the hotel room] Houssam? Houssam, come here! Look at this. Look, they have a machine to flush their shit. Even shitting is fun.
- Arjun: This is my pagri. To us Sikhs it is sacred, It's a symbol of honor and courage. Since I was a small boy, I've never gone outside without it. To do so would bring shame to my family. But while we are in this hotel, you are my guest and I am your staff. So if it would make you feel comfortable, I will take it off. Would you like that?
- [first lines]
- The Bull: [speaking in Punjabi] You feel strong. You feel calm. There is no fear in your heart. Look across at your brothers... and see me in their eyes. You are all like sons to me. I am with you. God is with you. Paradise awaits you. God is great.
- Vasili: [on the phone] The tall one, she has big nipples or small nipples? Good. Okay, send them both.
- David: Bring us a cheeseburger for old times sake.
- Arjun: Chicken or fish, sir?
- David: No, just a regular burger. Beef.
- Zahra: They don't have beef here.
- David: Yeah, they've got everything here.
- Zahra: Honey, cows are sacred in India.
- David: I am so sorry. I completely spaced. Okay, so what do you recommend?
- Arjun: The lamb kofta is very popular with Americans.
- Oberoi: After dinner, Mr. Orchevsky's having a private party in his suite. We will need a waiter. Of course, there will be large tips.
- Oberoi's Assistant: Sir, Olga speaks Russian.
- Oberoi: No. Never a female staff. We can't have a repeat of last time.
- Imran: [on the phone] She's dressed like an American.
- The Bull: Good, we want Americans. But alive next time. We need rich hostages. Important hostages.
- Imran: No passport, no wallet. Nothing.
- The Bull: Check her bra.
- Imran: What?
- The Bull: Put your hand in her bra and check there.
- Imran: No, I'm sorry, Brother, I can't touch her there.
- The Bull: She's an infidel. It's not a sin. Check.