- Title Card: This really happened.
- Title Card: In Pennsylvania.
- Jan Lewan: I just need fill out papers and forms.
- Marla Lewan: Well, your handwriting is so bad, you should let me help you.
- Jan Lewan: You are amazing special lady that I love very much. But, no, I deal with on my own.
- Marla Lewan: What is wrong with him building an empire if he wants to build an empire?
- Barb: [whispering] He plays polka music.
- Marla Lewan: So it will be a polka empire.
- Barb: I just don't want you to follow in his footsteps. You're a good boy and there are better footsteps.
- Ron Edwards: Mr. Lewan, do you know why I'm here?
- Jan Lewan: No, but I so happy to have you because we never get black person here, except UPS lady.