Creature Cabin

I didn't even know what this movie was about prior to sitting down to watch it, only that it was supposedly a horror movie.

Well, this was a low budget movie in every aspect of that term; from the cheesy special effects, to the acting and to the production level. Now, you might wonder if it was bad enough to actually be entertaining and watchable. Nope. Let me just clear that right up; it wasn't!

I managed to endure about 15 minutes of this movie before I gave up. It was just unfathomably boring and lacked production value to be appealing to me.

The acting in the movie was every bit as expected for a movie such as this. The plus side here was that it was all unfamiliar faces on the screen.

I am not going to be returning to watch more of "Tarnation", as the movie had absolutely no appeal to me in any way.

Haven't laughed this much in ages. Totally mental film very funny. Great horror comedy done on tiny budget. Sure it steals from many well known movies but the flying unicorn woman is worth the price of admission!!

So you self a favour ignore the bad reviews sit back and enjoy

So, let me start by saying I will watch this whole movie than update as and if needed. I love cheesy cheeky horror films I truely do. My partner refuses to look at my streaming accounts due to the amount I watch, thus the reason why this title showed up.

With that said let me give my review based on the first 3 minutes .. yes, the first three minutes of this movie.

The opening scene is what I assume is "the cabin". I am already confused by this screen and wondering what they are trying to say by this. It appears to be dusk or maybe later. The cabin and trees are brightly light with flood lights. I can't tell if it's supposed to be day or night. Then suddenly, the durt burst open and the heroin runs though the door as two men in shrouds chasing after her though the woods.

She quicky darts and zigzags back and forth, panting and sobbing. Then as the two people catche her, and I think "oh no! She's done for!?" But no! She bust her Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon moves! I again have many questions at this point. Why is she scared? Who is she? How did they catch her if she is so good?

After several round house kicks, dodging attacks like Neo from The Matrix she finishes the last dude with her Kamehameha Elbow Drop.

As I am sitting here befuttled I notice the subtitles have her titled as "Kung Fu Virgin" Okay.... Next thing I know she is spilling her blood on what appers to be a book.. again questions. Where did this book come from?

Then a black CGI death Unicron from what looks like a 12 year olds 1980 Mac computer shows up and stabs her with it's horn and bamn.... 3 minutes of my life gone with me left wondering what just happened.

So yeah, enjoy the movie because I'm unsure what's happening in my life right now.

This a a total blast of a low-budget, horror comedy homage to the "Evil Dead" movies, with some "Gremlins" references for good measure! Clever use of sparse budgetary availability and practical effects, plus Oscar and Rain are absolute eye-candy cuties! Highly recommended!

This movie is a love letter to Evil Dead and the "cabin in the woods" horror genre. It is a horror comedy and leans more towards the comedy side. If you are expecting a movie with a lot of scares or serious story, this isn't it. This is a movie carefully crafted for fans of the evil dead and campy horror. The budget may be small but this movie was super fun. The actors gave it their all and I appreciate the generous portion of high quality boobage. It got better and better as it went along. Highly recommended to that small group of freaks that love stuff like this.