- Lou: Oh... He was, was he? Well, I think daddy might have been showing off for a girl.
- Chamonix: Daddy, do you like Claire?
- Luke: Uh, Lou, did, uh, did that ski wax we ordered come in.
- Chamonix: She's real pretty daddy, and she skates. You like to skate, right, daddy?
- Luke: You know what, Chamonix? I think our good friend, Lou, here might have a little bit of crush on Claire's mom.
- Chamonix: Uncle Lou, is that true?
- Luke: Yeah, is it?
- Lou: I'm going to go look for the ski wax.
- Chamonix: Are you going to marry her?
- Lou: Nope.
- Chamonix: How old is she?
- Lou: Don't care.
- Chamonix: Is she going to come live here?
- Lou: [going away] Thanks, Luke!