- [last lines]
- Suzie: Wherever they're relocating him, do you think he's going to be okay?
- Leo: My dear, the Duke will always be okay.
- Suzie: Yeah.
- Leo: Strike up the band, boys!
- Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen of the Tropical Resort Retirement Community, say hello to your new resident manager, Mr. Marvel Bigelow.
- [Duke greets everyone]
- [first lines]
- Commercial Announcer: Welcome to the Villa Capri. Located in the heart of the desert is the resort community that takes you to paradise. You've worked hard all of your life, and now...
- Lily: [sputters at the sight of Duke] No!
- [makes a phone call]
- Lily: That son of a bitch is in Palm Springs. He's basking in the sun and playing golf. While my husband is drinking toilet wine in supermax!
- Lily: [takes a calming breath] Now the only thing that I want from you for Christmas is that rat's head in a box! And make it look like it's an accident.