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John Turturro, Edie Falco, Jenny Slate, and Abby Quinn in Landline (2017)

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Landline

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  • Ali: [Before she takes her first hit of H] Call my mom if I die.
  • Dana: This is the best sports drink ever!
  • Ali: It's because it's whiskey Mountain Dew!
  • Pat: [while sitting on the bathroom floor with her arms around her daughters, their heads resting on her shoulders, reflecting on their respective recent relationship and drug bust problems] I love you guys so much. Even when you make me crazy. You're the best thing that ever happened to me. Oh, you know, it doesn't always wind up like this. I mean it doesn't *have* to end up like this.
  • [Dana nods]
  • Ali: This isn't so bad.
  • Jed: You wanna get high and watch Zelig?
  • Ali: [to Dana] Is your drugstore underwear wedged that deep up your ass?
  • Pat: [to Alan after having sex with him] Which one of us fucks better?
  • Pat: [Referring to Ali's note saying she left for school early for student government] Bullshit.
  • Ali: Dad's having an affair.

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