Bill Burr credited as playing...
Squirtle
- Skyler's Dad: Look at these lazy class pets. Do they even move? I'd like that job.
- TJ's Dad: That lizard looks pretty old.
- Leo: Do I look old?
- [the bug in Squirtle's hand shakes it's head no]
- Leo: Thank you!
- [Leo eats the bug]
- Skyler's Dad: It's a tuatara. They live a long time 'til about 75.
- Leo: Hmmm. Never knew that. Suck on that hamsters!
- Skyler's Dad: Wow, looks like he's getting close to that.
- Squirtle: Ah, he's nuts! I mean your old and cranky and lazy, but no way does that make you 75.
- [Leo then flashes back to his years at Fort Myers Elementary School]
- Leo: 1949.
- Squirtle: What about it?
- Leo: I was born around that... How many years has it been since 1949.
- Squirtle: No idea! That's addition. They learned that in the second grade. We're all about fractions.
- Leo: Great! Why can't they move us around a little so we can know more?