- Everest: Hey... you see that badge? That means I'm a health care professional. But that knowledge goes both ways. So if you tell anybody about The Artemis... I will hunt you down and unheal the shit out of you.
- Nice: I'm in position to finish the job, but I need a thirty percent raise for inconvenience and because you're fucking gross.
- Everest: When I walk away, don't jump on my back, okay? If you do, I'm going to fuck you up for real this time.
- The Nurse: We've been here for twenty-two years. This hospital was built on two things: trust and rules.
- Waikiki: I'm a professional, but this woman, she's the business. If you knew what she could do with just that cup of coffee.
- The Nurse: Easy fellas. Everyone's going to get fixed up. Now verify your memberships and we're off to the races.
- Honolulu: Oh, that's real nice.
- Malibu Mob Diamond Courier: Believe me, you don't want it.
- Honolulu: Now, I *really* do.
- [while securing all entry points to the hotel for Wolf King's arrival, Crosby Franklin and Trojan Nash find unconscious cops lying in the alley behind the hotel]
- Crosby Franklin: These rioters are really stepping up their game, huh? Double-tap them, to be sure.
- Trojan Nash: Is that really necessary?
- Crosby Franklin: [sarcastically] Uhhh... . I don't know. What do *you* wanna do? You wanna get into heaven, or you wanna make the Wolf King happy?
- Trojan Nash: 'ight.
- [cocks gun and proceeds to shoot the cops dead]
- Crosby Franklin: Hurry up. Dad's almost here.