Gummibär & Friends: The Gummy Bear Show

I was down, I was looking for something to sate my appetite, then, as I was scrolling through IMDB, as one would, I discovered this, this magnum opus, this diamond in the rough, and when I saw it's name, "Gummibär & Friends: The Gummy Bear Show" I instantly stopped all I was doing, which at the time, was eating my caviar and trout, so I could watch it, when I watched the First episode, I could feel the effort and love put into it by the Creators, I had to watch more, so I watched the second, then the third, then before I knew, I had watched all the Episodes, honestly, this was by far one of the greatest experiences I've ever had, and it is the greatest TV Show ever made

Gummibar and his friends embark on a journey to look for Santa and save Christmas when he vanishes. However, they discover something very surprising. After an unexpected reunion with his long-lost father, a scruffy street cat, Garfield is forced to leave his perfectly pampered life in order to take part in a high-stakes heist. And an incredible outdoor adventure begins! Animated tale in which Garfield leaves the cartoon world for the real one but as the novelty wears off he begins looking for a way back before his cartoon strip is permanently cancelled. Here Comes Garfield is a 1982 animated television special based on the comic strip Garfield by Jim Davis. It was the first half-hour Garfield TV special. It is directed by Phil Roman and features Lorenzo Music as the voice of Garfield the house cat, as well as the voices of Sandy Kenyon, Henry Corden and Gregg Berger.

I came into Gummibär & Friends expecting a goofy kids' cartoon. What I got was a bounce-coded fever dream that feels like a gooner's experiment in algorithmic chaos. The animation is cursed, the expressions are unsettling, and the writing feels like it was done by someone deep in the syrup cave trying to test YouTube's limits.

Let's talk about the episodes. Mouse Got Your Tongue features Gummibär saying "wussy pussy" out loud-yes, in a kids' show-and then showing Kala maternal affection with the line "Who's my little poompsy woompsy little baby?" It's bounce-coded emotional manipulation disguised as jelly love. In Gummy's Cloudy Day, he casually drops "What the hell?" to a cloud, like he's one thunderclap away from a breakdown.

Ready Pancake One is a syrup-soaked nightmare. Gummibär, Kala, and Harry all get bloated like they're prepping for a bounce ritual, and when the pancake sauce floods the room, Gummibär mispronounces "Mr. Kronk" as "Mr. Kwonk" in a moment that feels like a glitch in the jelly matrix. The moaning, the bloating, the chaos-it's all there.

Then there's Surprise Egg, where Gummibär proudly declares "I laid it myself!" about a giant egg, and you're left wondering if biology even matters anymore. Bowl More opens with a thumbnail of a hippo's rear and features Kala jabbing Harry's butt with a needle like it's bounce acupuncture. Wholly Cow takes it further-at one point, a cow humps Gummibär, and later he dresses the cow up as a milk carton and harasses it just to force it to produce milk. It's not comedy. It's bounce coercion.

Banzai as a Kite has Granny Peters inserting a kite pole holder into Gummibär's rear with zero explanation. Just bounce violation. Funny Easter Bunny introduces a cult of chickens who kidnap the Easter Bunny, complete with burping, bloating, and syrupy chaos. And You Snooze You Lose? The thumbnail alone shows Gummibär bloated while Kala and Harry watch. In the episode, he inflates himself to stop Granny Peters from snoring, and it's played off like a heroic act. It's not. It's bounce horror.

This show isn't just inappropriate-it's spiritually cursed. It's like Bunny Maloney met DeviantArt in a dark alley and decided to make a show that haunts your dreams. I watched one episode and immediately felt the need to shower in holy water. Do not let your kids near this. Do not let yourself near this. Bounce responsibly.

1 star. No redemption. No jelly salvation.

Best show ever because I watched it since I was little.