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I Hate Kids

  • 2019
  • PG-13
  • 1h 29m
IMDb RATING
5.1/10
2.3K
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Tom Everett Scott, Rachel Boston, Tituss Burgess, and Julian Feder in I Hate Kids (2019)
A man who has everything finds out he has the one thing he never wanted. Nick Pearson, a former lothario and author of a best-selling memoir titled "I Hate Kids," is about to marry the woman of his dreams (Rachel Boston) who shares his disinterest in becoming a parent.  Everything changes when awkward 13-year-old Mason (Julian Feder) interrupts their rehearsal dinner claiming to be Nick's son.
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Nick, writer of "I Hate Kids", is getting married when 13-year-old Mason claims to be his son. A psychic and DNA tests prove it. Mason was adopted and doesn't know his real mom. Nick visits ... Read allNick, writer of "I Hate Kids", is getting married when 13-year-old Mason claims to be his son. A psychic and DNA tests prove it. Mason was adopted and doesn't know his real mom. Nick visits all his girlfriends/flings from 14 years ago.Nick, writer of "I Hate Kids", is getting married when 13-year-old Mason claims to be his son. A psychic and DNA tests prove it. Mason was adopted and doesn't know his real mom. Nick visits all his girlfriends/flings from 14 years ago.

  • Director
    • John Asher
  • Writers
    • Frank Dietz
    • Todd Traina
  • Stars
    • Tom Everett Scott
    • Tituss Burgess
    • Julian Feder
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  • IMDb RATING
    5.1/10
    2.3K
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • John Asher
    • Writers
      • Frank Dietz
      • Todd Traina
    • Stars
      • Tom Everett Scott
      • Tituss Burgess
      • Julian Feder
    • 25User reviews
    • 3Critic reviews
    • 12Metascore
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Tom Everett Scott
    Tom Everett Scott
    • Nick Pearson
    Tituss Burgess
    Tituss Burgess
    • The Amazing Fabular
    Julian Feder
    Julian Feder
    • Mason
    Rachel Boston
    Rachel Boston
    • Sydney Bartlett
    Rhea Seehorn
    Rhea Seehorn
    • Kelly
    Julie Ann Emery
    Julie Ann Emery
    • Joanna
    Beth Riesgraf
    Beth Riesgraf
    • Schyler Cross
    Arden Myrin
    Arden Myrin
    • Janice Bodicker
    Bryan Batt
    Bryan Batt
    • Reverend McGooley
    Joyce Bulifant
    Joyce Bulifant
    • Betty Bartlett
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    Ray Abruzzo
    • Walter
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    • Richard
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    Michael McHale
    • Deejay
    Rico E. Anderson
    Rico E. Anderson
    • CHP Officer Evans
    Nathan Arenas
    Nathan Arenas
    • Frankie
    Lewie Bartone
    Lewie Bartone
    • Chaz
    Ben Begley
    Ben Begley
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    Kimberly Blair
    Kimberly Blair
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    • Director
      • John Asher
    • Writers
      • Frank Dietz
      • Todd Traina
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    4ops-52535

    i hate kids

    Dont boost up your expectations about comedy these days, then you wont be dissapointed about this movie. i had a few laughs, probably were noone else in the theater would have, but overall its really just boring and not good enough. there are no depth or truthfullness in the characters,if its the acting, the directing or the story i dont know,its just not good enough.

    the storyline do have potential, so i guess its the actors or rather the desperatly seeking casting crew, that hasnt read the script thouroughly enough to pick the right horses.. the music are also a great part of comedy,amnd this is a catastrophy of a musical score.its dull,tries to make the wit wittier, but fails very badly.

    but its alright to see some familiar faces on the screen again, but you cant expect an a every time. i can for sure say that i will not see this flick again, so i abstain from making any recommendations.
    5readsmuzic

    Amusing, but forgettable

    The movie had some funny moments. The acting was good, and it was almost a great movie. There was room for more memorable moments. It was like every character was being held back from their full potential. I think the sister could have been awesome, but she just fell short. The end came quickly and made you wonder if you missed something. I wanted more connection and character interaction from the movie.
    4danni_r-74397

    complete waste of time

    I watched "I hate kids" first, then watched a sports drama after... I've had more laughs watching the drama. Plus it's all bad with this movie: story, acting etc.
    5God_is_with_us

    Watch this movie! worth the reality check for kids who have deadbeats

    This movie is worth watching. it depicts the realities of the deadbeat dads of the modern American Man. The whole connotation "Just get your dick wet" and "Toot it and boot it!" Is completely exemplified in this movie.

    This movie does have a positive reality to it. It shows that some dead beet dads have the ability to turn their lives around, but that's highly ever unlikely, especially in the world that we currently live in.

    The whole trend of just sleep around like animal is the worse societal trend that has ever happened in the USA history, but who gives a heck! The world does't matter, especially since its the end of the world! Young wild and just screw your life over!
    7cekadah

    Sweet and simple

    There's not much to write about this movie. Very simple story with a predictable ending. Each character has a charm to keep you entertained and the pace moving.

    A sweet story of a successful author discovering an element within himself when a forgotten encounter comes back to interrupt his otherwise perfect life.

    By the way - the authors house is a must see!

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      Rhea Seehorn and Julie Ann Emery both starred in Better Call Saul (2015).
    • Quotes

      Mason: Why do you hate kids?

      Nick Pearson: It's not so much that I hate them, they hate me.

      Mason: I don't hate you.

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    • Release date
      • January 18, 2019 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • We Hate Kids
    • Filming locations
      • Kim's Hapkido 947 E Main St Ste B, Alhambra, California, USA(Fabular outed as charlatan by Tae Kwan Do insructor)
    • Production companies
      • Red Rover Films
      • Route One Entertainment
      • DreamAlliance Entertainment
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      1 hour 29 minutes
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