Bobby Cannavale credited as playing...
- Mother: You ever see him bowl?
- Petey: A couple times.
- Mother: This man can roll. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
- Jesus: When you think about it, it's a drag to be famous, eh?
- Petey: I'll tell you who was underrated, Vanessa Del Rio.
- Jesus: I don't like porn.
- Petey: She got so into it. She's like Pacino or something.
- Marie: Oh, there are good actresses and bad actresses, even in porn.
- Petey: I want to see his name, Paul Dominique, in the obits column. Fuck.
- Jesus: You shouldn't do that.
- Petey: What?
- Jesus: Never wish another person dead.
- Petey: What are you talking about? Nothing I ever wish for comes true.
- Marie: Maybe I wasn't made right. How are the other girls? What do they do?
- Petey: They're alive! You know, they - they - they enjoy themselves.
- Jesus: They moan and they thank you with their eyes.
- Petey: Their eyes - their eyes roll back in their heads. You could see the whites.
- Marie: Maybe you could - teach me. Want to try?
- Jesus: Yeah, man. Be my guest, man.
- Marie: Hey, Petey. You know what? Do you know what I think? If men knew more about getting fucked, maybe they would be better at fucking.
- Petey: What?
- Marie: You want to fuck me? Go ahead. Be my guest.
- Petey: Hey, we didn't come here for your ass, okay?
- Marie: Yeah? So what do you want then?
- Petey: Wow! So you didn't remember we balled?
- Marie: Well, I don't call that balling.
- Petey: What do you call it?
- Marie: Well, making love a little.
- Jesus: And we succeeded?
- Marie: Well, I'm sorry, no. But you tried! A for effort.
- Jesus: No more shampoo girls, man.
- Petey: I liked Marie because she was good people.
- Jesus: You know what you need, my friend? A night with a real woman, a tiger.
- Petey: Okay, I'm all for that.
- Jesus: A fighter. You don't know which is end is up, man.
- Jesus: It's not always about the Johnson or the coochie, man.
- Petey: What do you mean?
- Jesus: It's the brain - telling the body to let go, eh? It's perplexing shit.
- Marie: I did it! I got my Christmas present. Finally!
- Petey: When I think of how we knocked ourselves out - over your hang up.
- Jesus: Balling, night and day.
- Petey: I mean, what does he got that we don't got? What?
- Jesus: One that vibrates?
- Jesus: I don't know who chose this car, but it's worse than a prison cell.
- Marie: Ah, it's good for the environment.
- Petey: Fuck the environment.
- Marie: You're happy?
- Petey: Yeah. I am.
- Jesus: We're good together, no? Thanks, man. Peaceful, on the road, hanging loose.
