Joshua Hoover credited as playing...
Mac Digby
- Mac Digby: [sees that Greg is Diaper Hands] No way! It's him!
- [to the crowd]
- Mac Digby: Ladies and gents, we have a celebrity in our mitts! My record-breaking tempt was ruined by none other than Diaper Hands!
- [laughs, grabs Greg Heffley's hand]
- Announcer: This is incredible! We have a real Diaper Hands on our stage!
- [Crowd of Expo was gasped, excitedly]
- Mac Digby: And Diaper Hands has a real name: Greg Heffley!
- [turns to Greg]
- Mac Digby: Way to go, Greg!
- [laughing]
- Mac Digby: Diaper Hands: Greg Heffley!
- Crowd: [join with Mac, chanting] Diaper Hands: Greg Heffley!
- [Mrs. Heffley was angry at his son and grabs Greg Heffley's hands and leaving]
- Mac Digby: That's how Diaper Hands do it!
- Announcer: That's right, folks! Let's hear it for Diaper Hands!