Steve Carell credited as playing...
Larry 'Doc' Shepherd
- Sal Nealon: Hey, at least we're not drug addicts.
- Reverend Richard Mueller: Thank... God. Not anymore.
- Sal Nealon: "Not anymore." We never were.
- Reverend Richard Mueller: We took the shit, Sal.
- Sal Nealon: Yeah. 'Cause we needed the shit.
- Reverend Richard Mueller: No. We needed it, the corps would've issued it to us.
- Sal Nealon: Yeah. In a way, they did.
- Larry 'Doc' Shepherd: That shit was meant for pain. All drugs are.
- Sal Nealon: So? What's wrong with taking it, then?
- Reverend Richard Mueller: Morphine - is - addictive.
- Sal Nealon: Yeah, so is pain.
- Larry 'Doc' Shepherd: We weren't the ones who were in pain, though.
- Sal Nealon: The fuck we weren't.
- Reverend Richard Mueller: Different kind of pain.
- Sal Nealon: Pain is pain.
- Larry 'Doc' Shepherd: You know what amazes me about you?
- Sal Nealon: Could be anything. I'm a pretty amazing guy.