- Gene Siskel - Host: "Private Parts" is rated R, of course, and has a couple of nude scenes and a little of Howard's raunchy, freakazoid, toilet, lesbian-obsessed humor.
- [Roger chuckles]
- Gene Siskel - Host: But that aside, "Private Parts" is really a mainstream movie in terms of its focus on a loving romance in its modern story of the revenge of a nerd. There's a big sweet close-up of Howard smiling towards the end of the picture, and that shot, along with scenes of him hugging his wife, are the true signature images of "Private Parts". Howard Stern in "Private Parts", and perhaps in real life, he's as American as apple pie. Served by a lesbian waitress, of course.
- Gene Siskel - Host: [after showing a clip from "Booty Call"] What a show this week. Howard Stern, and then "Booty Call".
- Roger Ebert - Host: Howard Stern is the GOOD taste movie this week!
- Gene Siskel - Host: Absolutely! It's outrageous! Howard, you're, you old conservative, you!
- Gene Siskel - Host: Coming up next, our video pick of the week: A movie just out on tape that I know Howard Stern would love.
- ["Bound"]
- Gene Siskel - Host: [on the Video Pick of the Week] It's a sexy, comic mob story called "Bound", about a couple of apparently mismatched women who are turned onto each other- Howard, are you listening?
- Gene Siskel - Host: I just know Howard Stern is still watching this show. Howard, "Bound", just out on video, it's your cup of tea. And A.