- [talking about having to introduce the programme from the inside of a darkened booth, wearing high-contrast makeup, illuminated only by a flashing light which scans his face, being cued by someone pressing a rod into his back]
- Dallas Campbell: Man, that was horrible. Awful. I forgot half the lines. Getting the timing right and then of course all those words just get completely jumbled. It's easy if you think staring into a strobe light while being poked in the kidneys, dressed as a clown, trying to remember convoluted language from the 1930s is easy.