- Jotaro Kujo, Jolyne Kujo: What do we do to people we don't like? We punch them! This is... the perfect punching angle! ORAORAORAORA ORA!
- Josuke Higashikata: He was so strong... And he didn't even have a Stand!
- Jonathan Joestar: I think your healing power is more amazing than anything I can do, Josuke!
- Jean Pierre Polnareff: Iggy! Now's your chance to strike!
- [cut to Iggy, sound asleep]
- Jean Pierre Polnareff: Oh you bastard!
- Jotaro Kujo: [to Jolyne] Stay close to me. You know, I wanted you to stay at home with your mom to watch over the place. I only brought you along so you'd stop bawling and throwing tantrums. Just keep quiet until my business is done. Got it?
- Old Joseph Joestar: Well, I'd better introduce myself. The name is Joseph Joestar. Any questions?
- Joseph Joestar: WHAAAAAT?
- Old Joseph Joestar: And this young tough guy wannabe is Jotaro. My grandson. We come from the future of this time period.
- Old Joseph Joestar: WHADDYA SAY? I really wondered what you were gonna say. You came from the future? Did you hit your head or something...
- Old Joseph Joestar: ...is what you should say. Any who would hear that would have the same reaction, I think. But once you will see that, you will have no choice but to believe that we've been travelling through time. Jotaro, the turtle, please.
- [Jotaro puts Coco Jumbo Turtle on the floor]
- Old Joseph Joestar: Hey, Speedwagon. Can you come out for a bit?
- Joseph Joestar: What? Speedwagon?
- Robert E. O. Speedwagon: [pops out of the turtle] You called me?
- Joseph Joestar: SOMEONE CAME OUT OF THE TURTLE! And that face! I saw it on an old photo of Grandma Erina!
- Robert E. O. Speedwagon: Huh? Who's that young lad?
- Old Joseph Joestar: He's the young me. I wanted for him to see your face so he can have a better understanding of the situation.
- Robert E. O. Speedwagon: Hey! You're the spitting image of Mr. Joestar. I really want to take some time to talk to you right now, but I'm pretty busy taking care of Mr. Joestar while he's resting. See you later, Joseph.
- Joseph Joestar: DOUBLE SHOCK! This is even more shocking than meeting with ghosts. Young Speedwagon! And the old decrepit me who came from the future is staring at me!
- Old Joseph Joestar: I've been through all kinds of bizarre adventures, but this is really a cut above the rest.