- Teacher: [to Neel] You're male and I don't like you, so that's -2 privilege points. But you are brown and sexually ambiguous., so that's +2.
- Simon: It is a form of harassment to stare at a woman for more than 15 seconds straight. And when I use the term "straight", I don't want to offend any persons of a non-traditional sexual preference. And when I use the term "non-traditional", I don't mean to offend any persons who oppose historically normalized...
- Neel: [interrupts him] Ok, I get it.
- Sunshine: Hum... I'm gay, I'm trans, I'm asian, I'm overweight, I'm lower class, I'm unintelligent, unattractive... I've got hairs on my nipples, and I also got body odor, and I can't really run properly or tie my shoelaces by myself... And I once watched a pigeon die.
- Teacher: Wonderful, Sunshine. That's 13 privilege points!