8 Ball Clown

At time of writing this ultra obscure little horror film has only 23 ratings on IMDB and this will be it's first review. Hopefully it'll ward some people off being further victims of this atrocity.

It tells the story (And I use that term very loosely) of a heroin addled clown who loses his mind and goes on a killing spree.

That's basically it hence the belief that this film doesn't really have a story in the traditional sense. Don't expect a beginning, middle and/or an end. Don't expect a protagonist and don't expect anything even remotely resembling quality.

It has no scares, this simply isn't a scary film. It has no originality or interesting ideas. It has no competence in front of or behind the camera. It's uglier than anything I've seen over the past few years. And it has absolutely no entertainment value.

I've seen some stinkers over the last few years and this would likely be in the bottom 10 if not the bottom 5.

Awful awful embarrassingly bad stuff with absolutely no redeeming features.

The Good:

Nothing

The Bad:

Everything

Who the hell oks these stupid ass movies to keep being made, besides the fact that this has been done many many times its a stupid idea anyway. a clown looses it and starts killing people, wow what a great idea lets make that into a movie. Jeesus this is what happens when everyone thinks they are special and need to be heard lol. Dont bother

What can I say that hasn't already been said? This movie stinks! Le Doux is the only one who seems remotely capable of actually acting (if you could call it that). Clearly, the less than $5000 budget didn't go to a single actor, but I'm not sure who would do this voluntarily either. I will give a special shout-out to "Balloon" who played a pretty convincing heroin addict. The camera work is surprisingly decent, but that's the most positive thing I'll say about this movie. "1000 Films You Must See Before You Die"? Well this is on her sister list: "1001 Films You Must Avoid Before You Die"!

Do yourself a favor, save your time (and braincells), and choose a different flick!