- Lincoln: [First lines] Okay, Lily. I didn't wake you up at 6:00 in the morning just to play. It's time for another lesson on how to survive in a big family!
- Lily: Poo-poo!
- Lincoln: Lesson number 374:
- [He turns on a projector. The first slide depicts his father with a plate of burritos]
- Lincoln: Breakfast Burrito Saturday.
- Lily: Bawitotos!
- Lincoln: Now that you have teeth...
- [the next slide depicts Lily's incoming teeth]
- Lincoln: you'll want one of Dad's famous breakfast burritos all to yourself...
- [the next slide depicts Lily sitting at the table with a burrito]
- Lily: Lily!
- Lincoln: [the next slide depicts their sisters lunging and reaching for Lily's burrito] Just like your sisters.
- Lily: [Walks closer to the screen] Sisters!
- Lincoln: Which means that it's you against them at the table.
- [the next slide depicts a large fight cloud]
- Lily: Uh-oh.
- Lincoln: Don't worry, because your big brother is the man with the plan!
- [the next slide depicts Lincoln standing determinedly next to some text that reads: "Lincoln Loud: Man with the Plan"]
- Lincoln: Patent pending.
- [He turns off the projector, and the lights come on]
- Lincoln: And today's plan is to get to those burritos before our sisters wake up!
- [He sniffs the air]
- Lincoln: I can smell them now. Okay, Lily! It's go time!
- [Lincoln rips off his pajamas, revealing his regular clothes underneath, and throws them at the door. Lily does the same with her diaper, which splats against the door]
- Lily: Poo-poo.
- Lincoln: [He changes Lily's diaper in the bathroom] So all you need to do is just watch and learn, because around here, no one outsmarts Lincoln...
- [He opens the door, only to notice the rest of his sisters in the hallway and dressed]
- Lincoln: Loud.
- Lori: Nice try, Lincoln, but you're not the only one who remembered it's Breakfast Burrito Saturday! Yay, burritos!
- [She and the other girls rush down the stairs, but Lincoln yanks out the carpet on the stairs from under their feet, and they get launched out the front door]
- Lori: Lincoln!
- Lincoln: The key to having a plan is to always have a backup plan.
- Lily: Backup plan!