Segfault

Amnesiacs rejoice! This movie starts off slow but is unable to keep pace and slows to a crawl. You can doze off at any point confident you will not miss a thing.

The basic premise is a lousy actress awakens in a motel room and tries to figure out what is going on. It soon becomes apparent that the answer is: nothing. Nothing is going on. Nevertheless, the lousy actress remains stumped for the bulk of the film.

The lead actress is terrible. I assume the only reason she got the part is because she produced and co-wrote (someone wrote this?!) this mess.

One star for an experiment. Zero stars because it should have ended up on the cutting room floor. One star.