- Mitchell Jolliffe: [looking to Euan, with his head between Dani-Marie's legs] It's like looking into the face of God, isn't it, Euan?
- [Mitchell and Euan high-five]
- Dani-Marie: [flinches] Whoa! It's not like an apple you can just munch into!
- Euan Morris: Sorry.
- Dani-Marie: Gently. Like eating a peach.
- Lynda Hsu-Tariq: Hey, you know there's three times more IKEA catalogues in distribution than your Bible?
- Ted Morris: Yeah, I'm sure. Who needs salvation when you could have Swedish meatballs?
- Lynda Hsu-Tariq: Are you saying that because I stand up to the white supremacy that I am a racist too?
- Fazil Tariq: No! But smearing it through quality time with your husband makes you an emotional terrorist!
- Lynda Hsu-Tariq: Oh boo-fucking-hoo!
- Hazel Fyfe: Ted, did you ever notice how people tend to pray right before going to bed? Like you have to be absolutely exhausted and desperate or even mid-crisis before God will hear you?
- Ted Morris: Yeah?
- Hazel Fyfe: That's what you make me feel. Like some last-ditch effort to avoid the catastrophe of going to bed alone.
- Ted Morris: Oh, pig's arse, Hazel! There's worse catastrophes than falling in love!
- Hazel Fyfe: Whatever you do, Ted, just remember; you'll have to wake up with it in the morning.