- Phoebe: Sometimes I... fear... whether I'm... even capable of love. Or if I'm just destined to observe it for the rest of my life.
- Griffin: [after a screening of The Big Lebowski] How have you not seen The Big Lebowski?
- Phoebe: The Dude Abides.
- Griffin: It's impossible to go wrong with the Cohen Brothers... Fargo, No Country for Old Men, Blood Simple.
- Phoebe: [giggles] You're so full of it right now. Your IMDb app is literally exploding.
- Griffin: I'm sorry. I-M-D-b? What is this you speak of?
- Phoebe: Wait a minute, what accent is that, Dracula? Let me see your phone, let me see it!
- Griffin: No, hey, stop you're invading my personal bubble here.