- Dallas: Just fucking show me the money, dude. You fucking seen Jerry Maguire? you know what I'm talking about?
- Abbie: No.
- Dallas: Show me the money. Fucking Thomas Cruise style. You should see it though, because it got Jerry Cantrell from fucking Alice in Chains in it. He plays like a fucking Kinko's employee.
- Abbie: I can't do a challenge while I'm on another challenge.
- Dallas: Jesus christ. Alright, then I challenge you to challenge me to challenge you not to get up.
- Abbie: I don't even know what means.
- Dallas: It doesn't fucking mean anything, just get off the couch like a normal person. You're in this fucking challenge vortex of retardedness.