- Benjamin Franklin: Do you think history will remember this day? Do you think they'll remember me for anything other than this stupid kite?
- Bryan: No, it's pretty much just the kite.
- [last lines]
- Al Roker: All right, now it is time for your "Today" weather, and this is one for the history books, if not a world record. There's not a cloud or a storm on the horizon, so get out. Enjoy some time with the family on this beautiful day. There won't be anything quite like it again.
- Bryan: Hey, Fin.
- Fin: Bryan?
- Bryan: Welcome to prehistoric times. Long way from the Mets Stadium, my friend.
- Fin: You're dead, too.
- Bryan: Nope.
- Nova: Look, I know this is extremely confusing, but we're all very much alive.
- Bryan: That's the amazing thing about time travel. Sometimes you're here. Sometimes you're there. Sometimes you're stuck in 1955, and your mom's trying to make out with you at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.
- Fin: Hey, where are you taking him?
- Sheriff: It's judgment day. This boy's gonna meet his maker.
- 30 Year Old Gil: [to Fin] Good luck finding your family!
- Sheriff: Oh, are those your last words?
- 30 Year Old Gil: No. Semper paratus.
- 30 Year Old Gil: Who are you? Did Billy send you?
- Skye: No. Don't worry about Billy. Worry about that Sharknado.
- 30 Year Old Gil: You know about Sharknados?
- Skye: I also know everything there is to you know about, Little Gil. You're parents are waiting for you on the other side of that storm. Now you go save me so I can save you, so you can save your parents, and we can save the world, okay?
- 30 Year Old Gil: Who are you?
- Skye: I'm Skye, a chocolate blast from the past.
- Bryan: A-And by the way, Fin, I know you've been eaten by a lot of sharks and you've survived, but I've actually been eaten and pooped out by a lot of dinosaurs, 'cause they couldn't digest me. It's - It's been rough.
- New Bryan: Ah, I told you I should have steered. Well, in case you didn't notice, we did bring a pterodactyl back into the 21st century. Just saying, maybe not our greatest idea.
- [they stare at Bryan confused]
- New Bryan: Why are you looking at me like you've never seen me before? It's me, Bryan.
- Fin: Not exactly, Bryan. I think some things got mixed up when he jumped.
- New Bryan: What?
- Fin: Let's talk about this later. We got bigger problems right now.
- Merlin: Get out of their way! There's a Sharknado coming.
- Morgana: Exactly. Listen, your silly belief in science is not strong enough to stop what's coming. I have magic on my side and a potion that can stop those sharks, so if you let me work with you, we can get this done quickly and easily. All I want in return is for you to science to release Excalibur. Magic has no way over such a powerful tool.
- Merlin: All right, Morgana. We accept your deal.
- Fin: Great. Let's go kill some sharks.
- Morgana: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Wearing that? You're going to need to look a little less needy and a little more knighty.
- Fin: Any chance this is a letter to your grandfather?
- Nova: Yeah, as a matter of fact, there is. Do you want to read it, Fin?
- Fin: Yeah. You're warning him not to go fishing.
- Nova: If he doesn't go to the sea, there's no way that shark will kill him. He'll stay alive.
- Fin: And you stop fighting sharks, you don't start the Sharknado Sisterhood, and you don't save me or my family.
- Nova: Know what, Fin? It's time I save my own family, okay? And by the way, he might not even get this note. He's not gonna be born for another two more centuries, but I had to try.
- Fin: No. We can't mess with destiny.
- Nova: M-Mess with destiny? We just fought in the American Revolution. It looks like we're messing with destiny to me.
- Fin: No, we stopped history from changing by stopping a Sharknado so things could stay the way they are. Your grandfather didn't die in a Sharknado. We can't change his fate.
- Nova: Next time we jump, I might not exist. And what are the odds that I ran into my ancestor? I'll never get this chance again. My grandfather raised me, and I was never the same after he died, so I would give anything to have more day with him.
- Fin: I'm sorry, Nova. We can't.
- [rips up letter]
- Fin: I'm sorry.
- Nova: You know what, Fin? I'm sorry. You can't control me, and you won't control my destiny.
- April: [as 'Queen', describing her history] When my head fell off the boat and sank to the bottom of the ocean... .I lay there for years, angry that nobody came back for me, especially you, Fin. Eventually I was caught by a fisherman's net. It took 10,000 years for me to forgive you... and another 10,000 to create this paradise for us.