- Otis Firefly: Are you fucking crying?
- Winslow Foxworth Coltrane: I ain't crying. I got a piece of fucking skull in my eye. That shit hurts.
- Otis Firefly: Man, you sure can bitch a song about nothing.
- Winslow Foxworth Coltrane: [Foxy pulls something from his eye] See? Fucking skull.
- Judy Harper: What you're asking my husband is completely insane.
- Otis Firefly: I'm completely insane!
- Baby: Look, suit; I gotta do what I gotta do. It's my rules or the Grim Reaper comes a-rollin' thru in a big black Cadillac; "Hey, bitch; hop in!" You dig?
- Captain Spaulding: What's the difference between a dead squirrel lying in the road and a dead clown lying in the road?
- Travis O'Rourke: I don't understand the question.
- Captain Spaulding: Do I stutter?
- Travis O'Rourke: I don't know.
- Captain Spaulding: There are skid marks in front of the squirrel.
- Baby: Um... some old broad next door saw me gut that bitch. Um, think we should think about rolling out of here soon.
- Winslow Foxworth Coltrane: I'm a lot more fucking Bogart than you are.
- Otis Firefly: Well, fuck you. You are as delusional as fucking ever.
- Otis Firefly: Is it just me or are these the greatest fucking beans on earth?
- Winslow Foxworth Coltrane: It's just you.
- Otis Firefly: A fucking clown?
- Mr. Baggy Britches: Well, hello! You must be the lady of the household!
- Otis Firefly: Hello, America; did you miss me? I am Satan's Destroyer. I am the Eternal Flame of Salvation burning through your life, your liberty, and your pursuit of fucking happiness. I suggest you get ready to burn, motherfucker.
- Aquarius: Hola muchacho. I suggest you drop that boom-boom stick or your mug's gonna be decorating that wall.
- Winslow Foxworth Coltrane: Fuck me.
- Aquarius: You got that right.
- Otis Firefly: Yeah, I think I know what you're lookin' for.
- Travis O'Rourke: We're just looking for the truth.
- Otis Firefly: You wouldn't know the truth if I crammed it down your fuckin' throat... Boy, you're marked. Christ, you're already dead. You just don't know it.
- Travis O'Rourke: The truth is the truth.
- Otis Firefly: The truth is a fuckin' knife. It cuts deep and it cuts both ways. Which end of the Buck knife are you holding? The handle or the blade?... You don't even know. So what do you want? Shall I break down in tears and confess my sins to the holy fucking pussy of the Virgin?... I-I-I'm not a bad man. I'm just another lost soul searching for forgiveness in this wicked, wicked world.
- [Takes a deep breath, stares into the camera]
- Otis Firefly: Hello, America. Did you miss me? I am Satan's destroyer. I am the eternal flame of salvation burning through your life, your liberty, and your pursuit of fucking happiness... I suggest you get ready to burn, motherfucker.
- Gerard James: Do you have anything to say regarding these photographs?
- Baby: Yeah, you can't bring the past back up and prostitute that mock-up as a picture of something that happened a hundred years ago.
- Gerard James: You think this happened a hundred years ago?
- Baby: You can only live in the now.
- [whispers]
- Baby: Now is the now.