- Master Splinter: [Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking back in late] Boys, where have you been? I've been freaking out!
- Donatello: We're sorry, Dad. Listen...
- Michelangelo: It was this cat, and you know I'm scared of cats, so...
- Raphael: Yeah, the cat.
- Master Splinter: [suspicious] Wait a second... you said you would go shopping, then come right back. Where were you?
- Donatello: Uh...
- Leonardo: Look, we're really sorry, Splinter. Some of the guys wanted to see a movie, and I tried to talk them out of it.
- Donatello: LEO!
- Master Splinter: WHAT? You watch a movie with the HUMANS? Ugh!
- Michelangelo: You ratted us out!
- Master Splinter: [offended] Hey! Don't use that word that way.
- Leonardo: I mean it's 2023 Mikey...
- Michelangelo: Sorry, Dad.
- Donatello: It wasn't that big a deal! We just watched a movie and came back. We're fine!
- Master Splinter: [grumbles] You forgot, huh? You don't remember why humans are disgusting monsters? Why they're dangerous? Why they're gonna milk us for our blood?
- Michelangelo: They don't want to milk us dad.
- Donatello: Again with the milking...
- Raphael: We don't even have nipples!
- Master Splinter: You know what? I'm gonna tell the story again.
- [everyone complains]
- Master Splinter: Just for that, I tell you the LONG version. Hehehe!
- Master Splinter: My son, Michelangelo, you have heart. Donatello, you have wisdom. Raphael, you have bravery. And Leonardo... honor!
- April O'Neil: [on Superfly] Nobody's ever seen his face.
- Michelangelo: Why not?
- April O'Neil: Because he kills everybody who does!
- Raphael: Whoa, cool!
- April O'Neil: No! Not cool!
- Raphael: Eh, a bit cool.
- Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo: Humans are the demon scum of the earth. Avoid them. Don't say hi. They lust to murder that which is different from them. To interact with them is to die.
- Donatello: Guys, I got an idea. So, uh, S-Fly, my man, we'll drive the van with the storage unit, and, uh, you lead the way.
- April O'Neil: [through smartphone] Nice. Smooth.
- Superfly: Cool. But I drive fast, and I don't want y'all to get lost, so Mondo, Wingnut, Rock! Ride with the tortoises.
- Mondo Gecko: I drive!
- Raphael: You're... you're good to drive?
- Mondo Gecko: [laughs] No.
- April O'Neil: [after filming the turtles goofing around] Yeah, I don't think this is gonna help people like you. Just being honest.
- [last lines]
- Cynthia Utrom: Well, it appears as though finding these creatures will be easier than I thought. Capturing them, on the other hand, might prove difficult.
- Spider: There is one option.
- Cynthia Utrom: Yes. I know. Bring me The Shredder.