Jurassic Galaxy

Come on, Hal is what you name the AI robot thing, could you not think of something more original than that... I normally love terrible B-movies but this was too serious for my liking, it needs the terrible acting where you feel nothing is taken seriously. I want to feel the badness in the film so I can laugh and just watch pure rubbish. Sadly I was disappointed! Maybe I'll watch zombeavers again cos that was great!

"mom can I watch Jurassic Park ?" "no, we have Jurassic park at home" Jurassic Park at home:

Right, well with a movie of this caliber, you have a pretty good idea what kind of low budget torment you are getting yourself into. But still, I decided to sit down and watch the 2018 movie "Jurassic Galaxy" despite that, on the odd chance that the movie might actually be so campy it would be fun to watch.

Let me just state for the record right now, it wasn't...

First of all, the CGI effects in "Jurassic Galaxy" were atrocious. Sure, they tried and they did have the appearance of the dinosaurs fairly much in place, just a shame that the CGI effects themselves were so poorly made that it looked abysmal most of the time. For a movie such as this, then special effects are a must. And they just failed to deliver on this account.

As for the characters in the movie, well... Let's just say that you shouldn't expect a grand character gallery here, because the characters were unimaginative, flaccid and essentially as interesting as cardboard cut outs. And these lousy characters and lack of proper script hindered the actors and actresses in performing adequately.

Sure the movie managed to deliver exactly what I was expecting, but it wasn't in a good way, and as such then the movie lacked appeal and just utterly failed to captivate me.

I was good and ready to turn off "Jurassic Galaxy" about 25 minutes into the ordeal. But I managed to endure it up until a total of 52 minutes, then I just had my share of nonsense and pointless characters. So I got up and turned off the movie, knowing that I will never return to watch the last 30 minutes or whatever was left of directors James Kondelik and Jon Kondelik 2018 movie "Jurassic Galaxy".

In the near future, survivors of a spaceship disaster find themselves stranded on a desolate planet filled with ravenous dinosaurs. That was once a TV show called On the Lot. It was a competition show for aspiring filmmakers. One of them was semi-competent in creating consumer grade CGI and everybody was amazed by his work. Ten years later, the CGI here is inferior to that. This has to be a film by recent film school graduates. They've gathered a bunch of their friends and gone out into the desert with some leftover props. It's all pretty bad. Let's face it. Nobody is expecting much and we don't get much of anything good.

Was I the only one to see at 22:14 the graffiti spray-painted on the tree trunk as they walk past it quite plainly visible I guess graffiti is a intergalactic phenomenon!!