- Title Card: BROADWAY - - Street of a million bright lights and playground of the money kings. A hundred-dollar bill wouldn't last any longer here than a crippled grasshopper in a sand-storm.
- Title Card: BUT - there is the other side of Broadway. For instance, Bearcat Simpson's boarding house where the floors are dyed in prune juice.
- Title Card: Number 13 wins again. The bank is busted. With his luck he could sell snowshoes on a battle-ship.
- Title Card: There is the successful stage flapper who doesn't care where she dines so long as it is expensive and the head waiter bows like a monkey with a loose neck...
- Title Card: [Introducing the girl, played by Bebe Daniels] The Girl: Rehearsing two months in musical comedy without pay - She has to stretch a dollar so far that the eagle looks like a stork.
- Title Card: [Introducing the boy, played by Harold Lloyd] The Boy: Trying to write a Broadway musical comedy. He once composed one for the Peoria High School. His finances are so low he has to lean over when he counts his money.
- Title Card: The Sky Limit Club: Shady but speedy. To become a member you have to travel so fast that your bank-roll needs a windshield.