- Title Card: Some men start chasing golf balls when they get too old to chase anything else.
- Title Card: Billy Divott - Scotch on his father's side - the rest ginger ale.
- Billy Divott: I wonder if those babies have sweet papas.
- The Club President: Yes, meet the wife and sister!
- Title Card: That Afternoon - Billy was still as fresh as a breath of Spring - blowing over a field of onions.