- Title Card: O Love - - without thee - - Marriage is a sacrilege and mockery!
- Title Card: His Highness, Nicholas Ehrhart Hans Karl Maria, Prince von Wildeliebe-Rauffenburg - - His Majesty's Chamberlain and First Lieutenant of the Imperial and Royal Life Guard-Mounted.
- Princess Maria - Nicki's mother: How much does the hand kiss cost this morning?
- Nicki: No joking, Mother - - I'm in a terrible hole!
- Princess Maria - Nicki's mother: Stop your poker and your expensive girlies - - or *marry money*!
- Nicki: Marry money - - that's all I hear! I'll tell you what we'll do - - select the bride, Mother - - and I'll walk down the aisle with her - - to the "Wedding March" - - tomorrow! But remember - - she must have money - -*mountains* of money! Meanwhile, if you can let me have a little -...
- Katerina Schrammel - Mitzi's mother: Saphead! You're goin' to lose the best chance you'll ever have!
- Princess Maria - Nicki's mother: If it weren't for the old man Schweisser's *corn-plaster* business - - his daughter would not be such a bad match for Nicki - - would she - - ? And old Schweisser himself is so very ambitious.
- Prince Ottokar von Wildeliebe Rauffenburg: I'd thought of it myself - - but - - the girl limps!
- Princess Maria - Nicki's mother: What's a little limp - - with twenty millions!
- Title Card: There is no such thing as accident. It is Fate - - mis-named.
- Katerina Schrammel - Mitzi's mother: I ain't goin' to let that skirt-chaser ruin Mitzi's chances with Schani!
- Nicki: [Mitzi strikes a match and lights Nicki's cigarette] You owe me a kiss, Mitzi. You blew out the match!
- Katerina Schrammel - Mitzi's mother: [to Schani] Seen Mitzi yet? The way this woman-hound's been chasin' Mitzi is somethin' awful! Well - - he believes in workin' fast!
- Schani Eberle - the Butcher: You mushin' 'round with this here sowbone! Just let me get my hands on him! I'll kick his glass-eyed mug to goulash!
- Nicki: A kiss all around - - and then I leave you.
- Asian Girl in Brothel: Are you leaving before old Schweisser's party?
- Nicki: Tonight I crave apple blossoms!
- Black Girl in Brothel: Apple blossoms! What do you mean?
- Nicki: I'm going to meet a *real nice* girl.
- White Girl in Brothel: At this hour of the morning?
- Nicki: It's when her parents snore the loudest!
- Prince Ottokar von Wildeliebe Rauffenburg: How much do *I* get?
- Fortunat Schweisser - the Industrialist: Five Hunder' Thousan' Kronen!
- Prince Ottokar von Wildeliebe Rauffenburg: HOW MUCH?
- Fortunat Schweisser - the Industrialist: One million kronen!
- Cecelia Schweisser: How could he be in love with me?
- Fortunat Schweisser - the Industrialist: *You* have twenty millions!
- Cecelia Schweisser: Money couldn't make a man feel *love*!
- Fortunat Schweisser - the Industrialist: Don't be silly little goose - - love will come - - in time.
- Prince Ottokar von Wildeliebe Rauffenburg: You idiot!
- Nicki: Of course, you two wouldn't know - - but some people *do* fall in love - - really!
- Princess Maria - Nicki's mother: But marriage is *one thing* and love *another*! N'est-ce-pas - - Ottokar?
- [last lines]
- Cecelia Schweisser: How beautiful - - these apple blossoms are! Won't they *always* remind you - - ?
- Nicki: Yes - - *always*!