- Title Card: The farmer's daughter - Beneath her torn hat, glowed the wealth of corn-fed beauty and rustic health.
- The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: I'm here to collect the rent!
- Grocery Man: Why tell me?
- The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: Aren't you her husband?
- Grocery Man: Why no, I'm the groceryman!
- The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: Aw, go peddle your prunes!
- Cop on Bicycle: [Chasing the Sportive Banker riding on a horse] Slow down! You're pinched! I'm getting sick o' you reckless guys!
- [writes him speeding ticket]
- The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: [to the farmer's daughter's father] Your daughter's pretty! Must take after her mother!
- The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: [to the farmer's daughter's father] I'll marry your daughter and call the mortgage off - I need a new cook anyway.
- The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: [to the farmer's daughter's] I can see you now riding my horse!
- [Checks out her legs]
- The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: I'm beginning to know you better already!
- The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: [to the farmer's daughter's] You'll be more of a wife than a servant.
- Farmer's Daughter's Fake Note: [the fake note she wrote to damage her reputation to avoid marrying the banker] Girlie, marry some small-town boob in your own class and try to forget me.
- The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: Trying to slip her to me for a first-class mortgage, eh? I'll be in tomorrow to put you out. Make your reservations for the poorhouse.
- Roach - the Farmer: [to the rustic sweetheart after chasing his daughter] Do you want her?
- [rustic sweetheart smiles and shakes his head yes]
- Roach - the Farmer: Sold!
- The Man of Mystery: She's cuckoo!
- Louise - the Farmer's Daughter: He thinks I'm crazy!
- The Man of Mystery: Oh, no! Just nutty.
- The Man of Mystery: I've come to get my baby.
- The Rustic Sweetheart: Suffering catfish, they've got a child!
- The Man of Mystery: This *is* an asylum.